insert metal

last december i got my first nose piercing
a month later i got my second
after that i wanted more
i wanted more bits of metal stabbed through my skin
i couldn't determine where
a couple of places come to mind
belly button
lip
collar bone
hip bone
ear

maybe i'll get them all
one at a time, however
i have a hard enough time cleaning one piercing
my lifestyle leaves me passing out in the early hours of the morning, still attired in the dress of the previous day
or i find myself sharing my bed, unclothed, clearly not taking my before bed piercing cleaning into consideration

i am shocked my nose piercings didn't become infected
or at the very least irritated

maybe i do have some good luck after all